I apologise in advance for the quality of the next two/three posts!
Did my usual thing and allowed the prompt to baffle me and put me behind once again!
The Nocturne prompt left me completely cold. To be honest I don’t feel like I have a tender bone in my body at the moment. Probably a tad harsh but I’m just really not feeling it all.
They’ve just been talking about limericks on Eggheads, so I thought that was worth a shot as a last resort.
There was a young woman called Jean
Who had an obsession with beans.
She grew so big and strong,
she resembled King Kong,
now she’s head of the Royal Marines.