As I found out I was suddenly two poems behind, I decided to follow my own advice and be kind to myself.
To this end, I decided to pick a Japanese legendary creature (which I think are fascinating) and just go with a limerick. Ok, so yes I went for the cheap laugh, too, but I make no excuses. Get over it!
Aka Manto – A malicious spirit who haunts bathrooms and asks the cubicle occupants if they want red or blue paper.
Need help with enhancing your poos?
Try paper of reds, or of blues.
If you do not know
with which colour to go,
Aka Manto will help you to choose!